Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 720 Points
Medals Earned: 3/45 (15/1,440 points)
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Hut.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Try out Experiment Mode.
Die.
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 10/16 (175/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (390/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)